By clicking this, you're already one step ahead
🎁 Hey there, we're giving away 2 soundbars
My wife is, once again, waiting on me to finish this so we can go hiking
My wife says I spend too much time on the computer
Welp, Amazon Prime Day starts NOW
We were promised flying cars in 2023, but this will do just fine
Forget ChatGPT - Email still blows me away